How to Be in Everyone's Dream Blunt Rotation

Cannabis is a “joint” venture best enjoyed with others, especially when you’re all laughing like Cheech and Chong as the effects kick in. A classic sesh question that will spark debate is, “Who’s in your dream blunt rotation?” Sure, most people will mention celebs—living or dead—but hey, why not shoot for the stars and aim to be the one people want in their dream sesh? Whether you’re a seasoned smoker or just someone who appreciates the high life, here are some tips to make you the star of the rotation.

1. Don’t Hog the Joint

This one’s a no-brainer, but we’ll say it anyway: don’t hog the joint. Keep the rhythm flowing around the circle. That way, everyone can get high at roughly the same pace, and trust us, it makes the whole experience sweeter. If you're holding the joint too long, you’ll know it when you catch the I-want-that-joint-now stare from the rest of the crew. You know the look... it’s the same one Cheech gives Chong when he’s holding the last hit on a perfectly rolled blunt.

2. Bring Something to Share (Food if Not Weed)

Weed is the ultimate social lubricant, but you don’t have to bring the ganja to every sesh. However, showing up empty-handed? Not cool, man. Snacks, music, vibes—anything to add to the good times—will make you a hit. Just check-in before the sesh to see what’s needed. Whether it’s chips or a funky playlist, just make sure you’re not the freeloader who only brings their ahem “vibes” to the circle.

3. Stay Chatty

Cannabis can sometimes turn you into a couch potato, making you lose track of time while your thoughts drift into the abyss. But you’re still part of a group, my friend! Keep the convo rolling like the joint itself. Those first moments after you light up can be prime for laughter, weird ideas, and deep (yet somehow meaningless) thoughts. Don’t be that person who falls into a silent abyss while everyone else has a hilarious time. Stay chatty.

4. Let the Group Joint Be the First Joint

Ah, the golden rule: Always hit the group joint first. There’s something magical about going from sober to stoned in sync with the whole crew. It’s like you’re all with Cheech & Chong, cruising on a joint adventure where time doesn’t matter. If you show up already buzzed, it’s like arriving at the party with the wrong vibe—everyone else is going to be in one headspace, and you’ll be in another. So, keep it chill, and make sure you’re as sober as possible when you enter the circle to ensure that glorious collective high.

5. Be Yourself and Relax

Now, while we’ve got rules, they’re not hard and fast. The best way to be everyone’s favourite in the rotation is to just be yourself. Relax and let the high take you wherever it’s going. The goal is to feel comfortable, not to turn into a pretentious cannabis connoisseur (unless that’s your thing, in which case, we see you, flower expert). Read the room, vibe with the host, and embrace the journey.

6. Keep Water Nearby

It’s a small thing, but a good one: always have water close by. You never know when the dry mouth strikes and the last thing you want is to be coughing up a storm with no water in sight. And, let’s face it, there’s something extra satisfying about a friend handing you an ice-cold water bottle right when you need it. Make life easy and keep that H2O handy.

At the end of the day, the best part about any sesh is the good company and the laughs you’ll share. So, roll with the punches, keep the good vibes flowing, and remember: the ideal rotation doesn’t just happen—it’s earned.